| 10. | "What the fuck was that?" -- The Mayor of Hiroshima | |
| 9. | "Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" -- General Custer | |
| 8. | "Any fucking idiot could understand that." -- Albert Einstein | |
| 7. | "It does SO fucking look like her!" -- Pablo Picasso | |
| 6. | "How the fuck did you work that out?" -- Pythagorus | |
| 5. | "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" -- Michaelangelo | |
| 4. | "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain." -- Joan of Arc | |
| 3. | "Scattered fucking showers...my ass!" -- Noah | |
| 2. | "I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head!" -- JFK | |
| 1. | 1. "Aw, c'mon, who the fuck is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton |