An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why
the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking
for a black cat which isn't there.
A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000 word document
and calls it a "brief."
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when
a beautiful girl enters the room.
A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your
wrist and tells you the time.
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell
in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
Ok, still can't upload the picture albums I've been working on. I'll just upload them to my GVCN.net server, and re-direct until they get this fixed...
Shelley left yesterday at 6am, so we had to get UP at 3am ... so needless to say yesterday was a LONG day for all of us... however, she did take a bump and got a free roundtrip ticket, so it was worth it!
Lots of activity around here; we've got a technical writer down to help us prettify (yes, it's a word) the manual. Sadly, I know more about the software he's using than he does, so I am stuck at my desk more than usual.
However, if you've been reading the news, things are starting to heat up in Turkey (our first scheduled stop), so things are in a holding pattern... ok.. holding MORE than they were... End result is that they may just roll us into a different project, since it's costing them a ton to pay my rent and rent a car for me... especially on a fixed budget project. As usual, time will tell...
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